MICHAEL

Michael Jackson is undergoing a major change in his appearance as he hides away in Bahrain and tries to re-launch his career. Jackson, who is now 47, is working on a more masculine appearance and has begun a regimen of working out, wearing shorter wigs and using less make-up.

A source tells Page Six that Jackson's parents are coordinating the make-over as he holds talks with a Vegas casino over a long-term performing deal. The source says, "Michael Jackson is headed to the stratosphere. Nothing can stop him now."

En el primer párrafo nos dicen que Michael se ha vuelto Metrosexual. (Que manda cojones)
En el segundo nos comentan que va directo hacia la estratosfera, es decir, que Michael ha decidido volver a casa. Allá, en Norionus-14, de dónde jamás debió salir. Suerte Michael, o no.