TODOS FUIMOS NIÑOS

Galerías (3) con fotos de famosos cuando era pequeños. Ojito con Van Damme.

NUEVO RELATO

El hombre que quería matar a Dios.

Cuando me vean muy callado como estos días pasados, suele ser que estoy escribiendo un relatillo. O no.

DISEÑEN Y COMPREN

La mejor camiseta del mundo. Quizá una de las frases más enormes que he oído en los últimos años y que sin duda hay que ir luciendo con orgullo.

Yo ya me he comprado una.

MILIENARISMO

Ben Affleck, Senador

Affleck and his wife Jennifer Garner are said to have shopped for a house around Charlottesville, Virginia, but still appear far from making a move anytime soon. Affleck's representative says that Affleck is not considering a run at this time, but does say that Affleck “would make a superb public candidate for public office in the future." And maybe a popular one among Democratic power brokers as well. Once Affleck's name was mentioned by state Democrats, it gained momentum quickly. Said University of Virginia professor Larry Sabato.


La jodida conjura de los necios. Al parecer TODOS los idiotas del mundo con algo de ambición van a acabar dirigiendo el mundo. Me quiero morir. \o/ Como sea tan malo como político, como lo es de actor, Bush será recordado como un gran dirigente. O no.

HAY OTROS JUEGOS

Qbox Industries

A simple graphic, highly addictive physics based platformer, in which you take on a new, original style of game play. With 8 intense levels of random game play, a random practice mode, and a story mode with multiple endings, un-lockable extras, and 54 levels spread across 8 worlds, it's a completely different experience every time you play.

A priori tentador ¿no creen?

SANTUARIO MEDIÁTICO

| www.david-hasselhoff.com |

De rodillas todo el mundo. AHORA.

TETAS-PASANDO.

Historia de un fulano que se presenta de vardere a un examen para sustituir de soslayo y tapadillo a su hermana... y se coloca una peluca, un vestido, maquillaje y... UNAS TETAS TAN DESCOMUNALES que termina llamando la atención del profesor y es reconocido y expulsado de la sala. Menudo maestro del disfraz.

Yasen Zasursky, dean of the journalism department, said security staff paid particular attention to a girl with bright makeup and "especially outstanding feminine features".

A thorough check revealed that the girl was in fact a young man trying to pose as a girl to pass the exam for his sister.

The dean said that security were especially suspicious because the applicant's breasts were of "incomparable proportions".


Lo sé, ésto está hoy de un estúpido y un vacuo que asusta. Vamos, lo de siempre.

ESTO HOY PARECE...

"EL CASO".

Una Abuela con dos cojones. Los de otro señor, al parecer.



Ananova:

Woman, 93, grabbed robber where it hurts

A 93-year-old woman with a "grip like iron" fought back against a robber by grabbing him by the testicles.

The Lithuanian woman, who says her strong grip is down to years of milking goats, held on to the man until police arrived.

Completamente OWNED.

NO SEX TONIGHT!

Interesante a la par que hilarante historia.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

POR FIN

A partir de ahora y gracias al
Internet Urinal ustedes no tendrán jamás que volverse a levantar de la silla en mitad de una partida u otro acto de tamaña importancia. Cielo Santo, Larry, pero... ¡esto es fantástico! (Insertense aquí aplausos y vítores variados) además con las cien primeras llamadas, regalamos el adaptador femenino...(más vítores aún).

Vaya tela. Marinera.

CON UN PAR

Shepard Smith

Es que... vaya tela. Algunos tienen unas narices como camiones. Los enviados especiales suelen currar poco pero cuando les toca, les toca de verdat.

101 COSAS QUE USTED...

ignora del rock and roll. O igual sí.

33. "Smoke On The Water" refers to a Frank Zappa show in Montreux in 1971, where someone lit a flaregun and "burned the place to the ground". This song is also being learned by 750 guitarists as you are reading this (just kidding but...hey have you ever met a guitarist who didn't know it?).

Muy curioso.

HAY OTROS JUEGOS

Juego Flash de miesterio y detectives.

Terra Realms.com Un paseillo por marte. O algo así.

Y para terminar uno de esos de salir del ahabitación que tento les gustana ustedes. LOGAN's Mystery Of Time And Space Adventure

Espero que les gusten.